"If you're an atheist or whatever the name for someone who does not believe in a god, then who are you talking to when you are sitting on an airplane grinding your teeth saying, 'Please don't crash!' Yourself? I asked myself that the other day when I was flying to Boston."

Henry Rollins - Get In The Van (On The Road With Black Flag)

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"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!"

Jack Handy - Deep Thoughts.

"I'm so tired of having to come up with another little outfit for myself everyday. In fact, I will say this - and I think many people agree with me - I think eventually fashion won't even exist. I think someday we'll all wear the same thing. Because anytime I see a movie or a TV show where there are people from the future or another planet, they're all wearing the same outfit. Somehow they all decided, "All right, that's enough. From now on, this is going to be our outfit. One-piece silver jump suit, with a V-stripe on the chest, and boots. That's it. We're going to start visiting other planets and we want to look like a team."

Jerry Seinfeld - SeinLanguage